I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
