so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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