I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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