My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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