I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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