when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
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I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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