If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
farters have to be the big spoon...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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