We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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