id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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