This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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