just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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