I think my vagina is haunted
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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