butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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