Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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