She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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