tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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