she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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