Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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