were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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