Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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