I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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