i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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