did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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