This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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