I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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