All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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