I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
This is the high leading the old right now
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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