Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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