let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
