Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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