Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We don't watch enough power rangers
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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