We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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