Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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