You really coming over, don't trick.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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