I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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