i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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