I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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