I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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