I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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