you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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