Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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