She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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