Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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