Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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