Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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