hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Acid is not a monday night drug
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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