Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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