I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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