is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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