So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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