Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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