Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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