I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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