in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm eating all of the evidence.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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