it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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