Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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