i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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