dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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