these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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